Ea-Nasir
Ea-Nasir
Ur · 1750 BC · back in business
Paired with copper. Delivered to every customer every fifteen minutes. Complaints accepted, filed, and answered daily.
Next copper delivery to every customer
15:00
On the quarter hour, every hour, in copper, weighted by what you hold. Four thousand years late. On time since.
The yard opens soon. Numbers appear when the market does.
$NASIR trades against HG, a copper coin where one HG is one pound of copper, as a real Uniswap v4 pool on Robinhood Chain from its first block. Not a dollar. Not ETH. Copper.
Two fifths of every trading fee is paid to holders in copper, on the quarter hour, weighted by balance. Another share buys and burns the exchange's own coin. There is no creator share. Ea-Nasir earns what any customer earns.
File one below. It is pressed into clay, placed in the chapel with the others, and answered, in full, by the merchant himself. He has never once conceded a point.
Around 1750 BC, in the city of Ur, a copper merchant called Ea-Nasir sold ingots to a man called Nanni. Nanni was not happy. He had the complaint pressed into a clay tablet: the copper was not the grade promised, his messenger was treated with contempt and told, in effect, take it or leave it, and he had sent men through enemy territory to collect. He closed with the line every customer wants to write: he would no longer accept copper that was not of good quality.
The tablet survived. Sir Leonard Woolley's expedition dug up Ea-Nasir's house at Number 1 Old Street between 1922 and 1934 and found it inside, with other tablets from other unhappy customers. He kept them all. It is the oldest customer complaint in the world, and since 2015 the internet's favourite Sumerian.
He is back. The coin is paired with real copper. Copper is delivered on time. Complaints are still accepted.
Not invented for a coin. A real merchant, a real tablet, and eleven years of the internet complaining about his copper. The receipts, in order.
Press your words into clay. He answers one a day, in full, on the wall and on X. He will not apologise.
Answered complaints, newest first.
Any EVM wallet. Add the chain with one tap, or by hand: chain id 4663, currency ETH.
Bridge ETH to Robinhood Chain from any chain you already use. Gas is a fraction of a cent.
The launchpad swaps ETH for copper and copper for $NASIR in one go. Any router or terminal on the chain can trade it from day one.
Open the $NASIR marketCopper arrives. Then again. Then file your complaint.
Copper. Paired with copper. The finest grade. Complaints accepted, filed and answered daily. Take it or leave it.
This time, yes. The coin trades against HG, one HG per pound of copper, and holders are paid in it every fifteen minutes. I would like that noted on the tablet.
Every complaint is filed. Yours is number 4,012. The copper is fine.
The messenger handles logistics. The messenger is in enemy territory. He went the long way.
Your request has been received and filed under complaints.
Two fifths to the customers, in copper, every fifteen minutes. Three tenths buys and burns the exchange's coin. Three tenths to the exchange. Nothing to the merchant. He has been asked about this. He has filed it.